Hazy birthday shots
I arrived at my friend Adam’s birthday party and it was already a buzz with people. I walked over to a group of people that I knew and started conversing with them. Seemed like I was able to hold a conversation in my head, but perhaps those tequila and Jameson shots were coming on with full force already. One girl that I didn’t recognize started talking and (to be polite) I asked her what her name was. She stared at me blankly. “We’ve met…you bought me several shots at the last party a week ago.” I racked my brain, I could not for the life of me remember having done that.
As I try and regain my thoughts and continue on, birthday boy Adam walks up behind her and places his arm around her. She happened to be his girlfriend. I bought shots for my friend’s girlfriend without knowing who she was, the fact that she had a boyfriend AND the fact that her boyfriend was a friend of mine.
Words to the wise: tequila and Jameson do not a good mix drink make.
- Sumbmitted by Wasted Willy
Leave a Reply