When I was in college our campus was pretty boring and in the middle of nowhere. My friend was having a jungle juice party in her dorm room one fateful night. Jungle juice is basically a big tub of leftover alcohol and mixers. It tastes awful but you drunk really fast and that was the [...]
Yes. I had a drink tonight. Ok fine, I had a lot of drinks. Yes, I realize that has caused some problems and maybe some nakedness. No. I will not do this again.
These are the questions I had to answer to the officer who locked me in jail for the night. It wasn’t so bad [...]
Well there was this one time… actually…. there were a lot of times… but this particular time I got wasted, walked 2 miles up hill, to my dorm, and busted in on all of my girlfriends having a study session. Apparently when they asked me where I had been, I screamed ” Armadillos!” The place [...]
“You: Jewish, attractive and drunk.
Me: Not Jewish (Gentile), dashing, gazelle on the dance floor and drunk.”
Ever find yourself with an attractive person but you can’t quite remember how you met? With this hilarious Craigslist post, it becomes apparent that one of the two parties involved had a major crackoutblackout before she even got to talk [...]
Andrew Salomone’s interactive JELL-O Shot Bill Cosby. I bet Cosby never saw this coming. Brilliant.
The latest of my crackout blackouts was merely weeks ago. For reasons that defy explanation as well as the laws of common decency, I inadvertently signed up for a six hour summer course on Saturday mornings. Refusing to curb my social life entirely due to this ungodly err in judgment, I got all gussied and after some [...]
In summer 06, I worked at a museum in Boston. While it was probably one of the most monotonous jobs I’ve ever had, I was excited to be part of Harborfest, when Boston’s marketing teams come out to exploit America’s founding over July 4th weekend for tourists’ hard earned cash.
My boss told me that I [...]
I started experimenting with tequila very late in life. I threw a birthday party for myself a few years ago at a friend’s medi-spa and invited a bunch of women friends – and a few relatives, including my grandma. It was supposed to be a classy, sophisticated event, right?
Well, I made a margarita punch for [...]
Living in the suburbs , there aren’t many drinking places you can get to by walking or public transportation. This leaves driving which also leaves someone to be the DD. The night I’m about to tell you? I was most certainly not.
To be honest, I don’t remember much about how I got to the bar. [...]
It was ladies night at a local club. My friend and I got started around 9:30pm. I think I had about 9-10 cranberry vodkas total. I went in with $50 and since all the well stuff was free, I can only surmise that I purchase several rounds of shots as well [...]
