Word to the wise, ladies.
“You: Jewish, attractive and drunk.
Me: Not Jewish (Gentile), dashing, gazelle on the dance floor and drunk.”
Ever find yourself with an attractive person but you can’t quite remember how you met? With this hilarious Craigslist post, it becomes apparent that one of the two parties involved had a major crackoutblackout before she even got to talk to the guy.
“In case you were as blacked out as I think you were, I feel as though I should reintroduce myself. You were dancing around and enjoying the festive cake and brownies at the JCC inaugural bar mitzvah…I mean inaugural ball, before cabbing to Chinatown and passing out in my bed. Nothing makes me swoon for interfaith relationships like a girl who passes out in my lap in the back of a cab.”
Word to the wise, ladies. If you’re on the prowl, be sure to keep your drinks to a minimum. You never know where you’ll end up at the end of the night. It could be back at the home of a sweet, sweet gentleman. Or it could be in the back of a dumpster. Either or.
- via Best of Craigslist
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