Learned My Lesson
Yes. I had a drink tonight. Ok fine, I had a lot of drinks. Yes, I realize that has caused some problems and maybe some nakedness. No. I will not do this again.
These are the questions I had to answer to the officer who locked me in jail for the night. It wasn’t so bad except that I had no idea why I was there. I assumed I had been drinking (well okay, I know I started out a few hours earlier with some beers) and I assume I had gone to the local hangout outside of the Christian Scientist Church (which I assume is ironic on some level) but anything after a short few minutes left me here in jail with zero memory of how I got there.
Evidently I’m a loud person. Even without a few beers to pave the way. Apparently I had gotten so loud that the bouncers from the bar across the street were concerned (some clothes may have been tossed aside in the interim). The jail cell was decently sized with about 6 other women in it. They were your typical fanfare of jail detainees: buff n’ scruff as I like to call them. One of them pulled out a flask full of whiskey and we all had a hootenanny of a time. Squawking at the guards while making lewd gyrations. Fun times, I tell you. I must still have been drunk because I went out like a light not too much after I had gotten there. Two blackouts in one night? I call that impressive.
~submitted by Drunken Debbie
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