I found this amazing week long diary of an unemployed banker who is living it up sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll style yesterday on New York Magazine’s website. This Drunken Debbie is our first Wasted of the Week. You can’t make this stuff up. Here are some highlights:
Day One- Since getting laid off [...]
My 28th birthday was pretty eventful. I got a big group of friends together and we went to our favorite Japanese restaurant. The first of the food arrived and I had a couple of bites.
The sake came next and we were all doing shots. I ended up having about 10 shots of sake in half an hour. It finally [...]
Walking to a bar for a happy hour around 6pm usually doesn’t involve anything of note but this day was different. The bar was in
sight but that didn’t stop someone from shouting at me and my friend Isabel. “Hey! HEY!” In typical New Yorker fashion, we didn’t realize he was shouting at us until he [...]
I met this guy who was in a band. He lived in Delaware but came to NYC every now and then. One weekend we decided to go bar hopping in Williamsburg.
We were having a great time and by the time we got to the third bar I was trashed. The bouncer asked me for my [...]
This goes out to a special someone that is sadly leaving us for greener pastures:
It all started out at a new bar that had opened up a few months prior. It was started by a few choice B-list celebrities with the intent of attracting a wide range of people. This included skinny boys with numerous [...]
Sony recently announced a new gadget, the Sony Party Shot. It is “an automatic photographer.” I love taking party pictures and I can see this is a little far fetched. Their press release describes it as “an innovative camera dock that pans 360 degrees and tilts 24 degrees, automatically detects faces, adjusts composition and takes [...]
Don’t do drugs? Ha! Don’t do Long Islands, kids!
One night, I ran into a prickly bush, for no reason, after screaming GO DAWGS for twenty minutes on the streets. It was game day! I immediately broke out in hives and my comrades took me to the car. After we got into said car, which was wisely parked by [...]
It was my girlfriend’s senior prom. I had graduated 2 years before her and promised I would go with her despite me being older than most of the people there. My friend Allan agreed to drive me and our dates in his prized possession: his bright red Camaro. No one came between him and his [...]
Today’s story comes from PinkNic, and is about a drunken British Holiday, St. George’s Day.
“In case you didn’t know, St George is the patron saint of England so this day is a good excuse to get drunk and paint the town red (and white). A few years ago, I went out with a group of [...]
A friend of mine was throwing a So You Think You Can Dance party where she invited a bunch of her closest girl friends to watch as a group and get drunk on red wine. It was a low-key event but I hadn’t eaten anything all day and apparently most of the other girls didn’t [...]
