This post comes from Drinking Diaries. Watch out kiddies, this one is about the demerits of cracking out and blacking out before getting someone between the sheets:
I miss drunk sex. Well, one kind of drunk sex. I certainly don’t miss the “I’m going to drink so I get up the courage to put the moves [...]
Apparently world leaders have crackout blackouts too. According to the Taylor Branch’s new book The Clinton Tapes, Boris Yeltsin had a few crackout blackouts at the White House during Bill Clinton’s term. One night he was spotted in his undies looking for a cab to get some pizza. Poor guy! He was just hungry. [...]
A few friends of mine decided to go to a polo match out on Long Island where our alumni team was playing. We decided to get there at 10am and start tailgating and drinking along with the other alumni from our school. By the time the match started, I was already drunk. I don’t think [...]
It doesn’t get much better than this. This Florida man is our Wasted of the Week. Who knew jellyfish could be used as a weapon against annoying teenagers? They should have jellyfish at the mall…
From the Associated Press:
“Thu Sep 10, 4:07 pm ET
MADEIRA BEACH, Fla. – A 41-year-old man was arrested on Monday at [...]
Last Thursday was Fashion’s Night Out in New York City.
Also known as, a bunch of fashionistas and gay guys dressed to the nines, on a shop crawl. I (Heather) was out in Soho soaking up the scene and taking pictures, naturally. It was an amazing night. Free booze, celebrities, models, designers, all out celebrating one [...]
This post should be more aptly named “How to Ensure Your Progeny Doesn’t Procreate.” It comes from one of my favorite blogs Drinking Diaries:
1. Start drinking early in the afternoon on Christmas Eve. Come out of the bedroom in a Santa Claus bikini at midnight. After you pass out, forget Santa. Send the kids back [...]
I just had to post this classic bit from Texts from Last Night because it was too good to pass up:
(850): hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
(904): not sure. we got lost. what do you mean “tried”?
(850): i’m still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i [...]
My husband and I went to a good friend’s wedding. We had been married a while and I was happy for her to be climbing aboard the wedded bliss wagon. The ceremony was beautiful and cried my little eyes out. She was married to a great guy and one day she would be just happy [...]
It was my best friends bachelorette party and I was the maid of honor. I had helped plan it for months.
But it was also the weekend of Oktoberfest, so like the good drunks we decide to go have some beers before the activities start that night. After a few (OK, maybe more like 5 or [...]
My friend Jenny and I went to to New Orleans for the Sugar Bowl. Our home team was playing and we were ready to celebrate!
The first thing we did was go to Mr. B’s for barbecued shrimp and anything else that would soak up the massive amounts of alcohol that [...]
