Beware the Drunken Fool
I was going to see a guy I was crushing on play with his band in Brooklyn. My friends met up with me at Verlain in Manhattan for support and sangria before we borough hopped to the next bar.
I was already nervous so I drank the first drink and ordered another right away. Band Dude texted me and said they weren’t going on until 11:30 so we went to Pianos for margaritas. I was on drink number 4 and feeling pretty good so we decided to head to Brooklyn.
We were still a little early so we walked around and I realized I had a big joint in my purse Finally high and completely drunk we went to the Annex to hear band dude play. I had a beer and bought my friends drinks. After their awesome set was over we went outside.
The band was in their “we’ve got candy kidnapper van” and Band Dude invited me in. It was really hot in there and everyone was drinking warm PBR. I was sitting in the back and then I realized I didn’t know where my purse or sweater was. Luckily my phone was in my pocket so I texted one of my friends asking if she had it. It seemed like an eternity until she replied that she didn’t have it. I finished my beer and realized my purse was sitting right next to me.
It was really hot so I got out and found my friends. The friend I texted said “Dude, you’re wearing your sweater!” I decided it was time to go home if I couldn’t even tell if I was wearing my clothes or not. Band Dude escorted me in a cab. I was so drunk I didn’t even think to invite him over.
I had only moved to New York a week before. I couldn’t turn on the light because one roommates wall was made of glass blocks. Still not familiar with the layout of the apartment and drunk I stumbled around. I knocked into the bookshelf and my roommates super expensive glass blown vase started to fall off. Somehow I managed to catch it before it smashed and put it back. I made it to my room and immediately disrobed.
The next thing I knew it was 5:45 AM and I was facedown on the couch completely naked with no idea how I got there. Thank God my new roommates were still asleep. I wanted to get to know them better but this was a little too familiar.
- Submitted by Drunken Debbie
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