Drunk in the Park.
It was my friends birthday party and we all went out to the park where everyone hangs out around 11pm.
We had 2 huge bottles of E&J and I ended up drinking almost half of one of the bottles myself. I was so drunk that I sat down somewhere and got up a few minutes later only to have all my friends laughing at me. Apparently I had pissed myself. I was too wasted to stay outside so they brought me into McDonald’s. I went to the guys bathroom and got locked in there all alone. I woke up bout 2 hours later to the cleaning guy standing next to me yelling at me so I ran out, still drunk, and ended up passing out in the park for the rest of the night. I never slept so well.
~submitted by Wasted Willie
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