Naked Cape Drunk.
This past summer, me and a bunch of my guy friends went to the Cape to a house party. It was seriously rockin’. A lot of friends of friends stopped by as well as locals. The keg was barely enough for everyone so I took immediately to shots of Jameson. Loads of girls gave way to a boatload of gorgeous women. I seemingly had a shot with any one of them. There was this gorgeous girl sitting on the couch by herself (at least that’s what I remember, I gave myself the benefit of the doubt of having a clear shot) so I sat down to talk to her. I remember asking her, “So who do you know at this party?” But by the look of her face, I must have said something more like, “So hoover knows a Hardy boy?” Needless to say, she immediately stormed off. The whole living room was crowded but I immediately stripped down. Yes, took off ALL my clothes. I wandered from room to room looking for her but I couldn’t remember what she looked like. I went up to several girls asking them if they wanted to sit on the couch and talk. Again, it must have come out something like, “Wanna bone? Couch?” Something along those lines. I think one of my friends ran interference and grabbed me and my clothes and threw me in the upstairs bathroom. I immediately passed out naked with my clothes all around me right next to the toilet. Fun night.
~submitted by Wasted Willy
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