Doubly passed out.
My sister Katie is going to leave for college the next day and the guy she is seeing at the time spends the night. I discover this when I
wake up really early to help her load the van and as I head towards the bathroom, have to step over his naked body spread out on the floor of the hallway. I look around for any signs of my sister, but don’t see any. Her door is open a crack but I don’t see any sign of her anywhere. As I step over him, he responds and I very politely ask if he was headed to the bathroom or if I can use it. He mutters, “Nope, I want to be exactly where I am.” Which is clearly neither in my sister’s room nor in the bathroom. But in the hallway, naked.
He gets dressed and we all eat breakfast then we load her into the van with all her things. He and my parents head down to Philly to help her set up, my parents leave, and he stays to hang out for the house warming party they all throw for her. Shots and shots of tequila later…and he is passed out on the couch. Second night in a row that he’s drank himself to the point of unconsciousness. The party is still going on a little so they move to the kitchen to keep talking. All of a sudden he wakes up, stands up, turns around, unzips his zipper, and starts to pee on the couch. All the guys start yelling at him, asking him what he’s doing and telling him to stop. He just says, “No it’s ok, Katie told me to do it.” They try very hard to reason with the drunk guy peeing on their couch, but he won’t listen. There also happens to be quite a bit of urine. Eventually they get him to stop and convince him that he needs to go to the bathroom. They help him get to the door, and right as he starts to enter they leave him alone thinking that he can make the next few steps to the toilet. He stops right outside the bathroom and proceeds to pee on the doorframe of the bathroom. Again they start yelling at him and get him to stop. They finally get him into the bathroom but at that point it didn’t matter as he had basically emptied his tank.
The next morning he offered numerous times to pay for the couch but couldn’t help be feel very embarrassed. He left as quickly as he possibly could and has not talked to my sister ever again.
~submitted by brother of the sister who dated a Wasted Willy
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