It was my first New Year’s Eve in New York City and I was very excited. It really is the place to be and I knew I was in for an night I would never forget.
I had a couple of friends in town and we planned to meet up with some of my other friends [...]
Take care if you are planning to toast the New Year with champagne – the bubbles in this most celebratory of tipples really do get you drunk more quickly.
Many people say that champagne bubbles “go straight to their head”, making them giggly and light-headed. Researchers have now confirmed these inebriating effects in the lab for [...]
A drunk four year old drinking beer and wearing a stolen dress….
We do not condone underage drinking but I can’t help but laugh at this story from my home state. The child escaped from his house with a beer and went to the neighbor’s house. He stole some gifts from under their tree, one of [...]
Taken from one of my favorite writers and blogs, McSweeney’s, this post comes from Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs. Apparently working on a Christmas tree lot yields much more drinking than previously anticipated. Like MUCH more:
Q: You worked for a season selling Christmas trees on a lot. Tell me about it.
A: The lot [...]
If you are going to dress up as Santa and get drunk don’t go asking little kids if they’ve seen your reindeer. They will “know he’s not the real Santa because Santa doesn’t drink alcohol.” At least have the decency to ask them what they want for Christmas first.
Check out this video from WEAU [...]
Since the holiday season nears, everyone should prepare themselves with this handy (drunken) drinking guide. Please drink (somewhat) responsibly.
(via delish.com)
Today’s story comes from Style Skanks. As we have learned, getting drunk the night before an important event is not the best idea. But it does make for a good story!
“It was the night before my graduation. I would be receiving a doctorate the following day and damn it, was I psyched! I went out [...]
Because the drunkest guy ever is so entertaining, the remix (set to the music from Requiem from a Dream, how fitting!) seems like only a natural progression.
From the internets we have a hungover at work the next day story: “I work for the local phone company. After partying hard one friday night I went into work the next morning with 4 hrs sleep vs the 6 hrs of drinking the night before. I was legless but carried myself ok. I [...]
I stare at the bolded words–“Chapter Fifteen”–the screen below those words, blank. I type a sentence, delete half, and
rewrite the sentence. Then delete it entirely. Sighing, I close my eyes, start typing; the first thing that comes into my head, the second, the third. I feel good about this. I open my eyes, read. And [...]
