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“Where’s My Reindeer?”

If you are going to dress up as Santa and get drunk don’t go asking little kids if they’ve seen your reindeer. They will “know he’s not the real Santa because Santa doesn’t drink alcohol.” At least have the decency to ask them what they want for Christmas first.

Check out this video from WEAU News about one such Santa: Drunk Santa Scares Kids Congratulations Drunk Santa! You are our Wasted of the Week!

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Filed under: Wasted of the Week, beer, gin, long island ice tea, mix it up, rum, sake, shots, tequila, vodka, whiskey by admin Tagged with: Christmas • drunk • funny • holiday • party • reindeer • santa

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