Drunk once again at a hockey game, hilarity insues…
I am going to a hockey game so i needed some pre hockey game beers, so I stop at the pub by my house and grab a 6 pack.
We get to our seats with about 5 minutes left in the 1st period. I sit down and next to me there is a kid about 10 yrs old with a tube coming out of his nose…..This scares me as I am the most belligerent drunk that I know, and I don’t want to yell something and have this kid break down and die of a heart attack. So the first intermission comes, and I go out to get a beer and have a smoke.
So I am now feeling pretty good after about 6 beers and it was safe to say that I was well on my way to being drunk. So out in the smoke pit I see a big commotion and 10 security guards running that way, me being a sucker for entertainment followed. This guy apperently took a shot at one of the security guards so 10 of them wresteled him down in the biggest puddle they could find and while wrestling him down they bumped into me and spilled half my beer. This made me angry. So I decided they might as well finish it so I dumped the rest of all over the 5 or 6 guys that were on the ground. This made me feel a little better. Watching this guy on the ground covered in beer with 4 officers on top of him while people watching are screaming “Rodney King, Rodney King!” was highlight #1 of the night.
So after this we go back to our seats, and I tell my friend to take my seat so I don’t scare the kid with the tube up his nose. So the game goes on and the beer goes quick. Ryan Kessler gets the puck and I yell out “Your not worth 1.9!” as that is what he is getting paid this year and the guy in front of me tells me to shut up as he is trying to watch the hockey game. I tell him to shove it. This, my friends, is what is called foreshadowing: I get pissed off at him as I am at a a hockey game and I can be as loud as I want. So as the game goes on I get louder and louder and closer and closer to this guys ear. He is visibly annoyed. More hockey and a lot more beer pass and this guy has had it with my antics. He stands up and I really forgot what he said but after he said it I pushed him over his little railing and he fell on the people in front of him. I almost burst out crying I was laughing so hard! Highlight #2 of the night. The lady next to me was also in tears as she seen the whole thing and thought this guy had it coming. I don’t remember the score but it was a good time. My head really hurt the next morning but not nearly as much as the other guy. At least that’s what I like to think.
~submitted by Wasted Willy
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