I went out with some friends last week for Cinco de Mayo at the last minute. I just happened to have my iPad with me. One of my friends knew the bartender and asked for something to write on so we could just give him our drink orders. We had been playing with the drawing [...]
Here are some of the best cracked out and blacked out textsfromlastnight:
(319):
On a scale of “impaired judgement” to “Mel Gibson,” how drunk are you?
(316):
Toaster
(757):
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 ‘customer asshole fee’. I have no grounds to dispute it.
(262):
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to [...]
(949):
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little “confusion”. Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Textsfromlastnight.com is a great database for all those cracking out and blacking out. However, with this latest text it brought up some good questions. What does a crackoutblackout symbolize in a dream? What sort of enlightenment can one glean from [...]
Until the all powerful Google or iPhone can come up with an app that combines credit card statements, Facebook status posts and deleted photos on an SD card, we’ll have to rely on hearsay and good detective work to figure out how we cracked out and blacked out last night. Luckily, AskMen.com has put together [...]
The art of sexting is a crafty one. It takes finesse. It takes skill. It also takes a bit of luck and some foresight. Luckily the boys over at an awesome site called F My Liver have come up with these surefire ways to sext a girl when you’re about to crackout and blackout. Just [...]
Sometimes it is necessary to BYOB. And sometimes when you BYOB you need to disguise it. Maybe you are going to a concert, the movies or out with your teetotaler parents. Whatever the occasion there are plenty of fun ways to still get your drink on.
You can disguise your beer cans with these reusable wraps. [...]
Since the holiday season nears, everyone should prepare themselves with this handy (drunken) drinking guide. Please drink (somewhat) responsibly.
(via delish.com)
Share and Enjoy:
I, like many, am a huge Mad Men fan. I often ponder why things can’t be like they did back then. Drinking at 2 in the afternoon in the office, sipping from high-balls and Hot
Toddys. If only. But luckily Dyna Moe of Nobody’s Sweetheart has made up these j’adorable cheat sheets on how to drink [...]
Sony recently announced a new gadget, the Sony Party Shot. It is “an automatic photographer.” I love taking party pictures and I can see this is a little far fetched. Their press release describes it as “an innovative camera dock that pans 360 degrees and tilts 24 degrees, automatically detects faces, adjusts composition and takes [...]
Andrew Salomone’s interactive JELL-O Shot Bill Cosby. I bet Cosby never saw this coming. Brilliant.
Share and Enjoy:
