I went to a friends housewarming party one night. I had about 5 jello shots and two margaritas when I found a piñata shaped like a dog in their garage. I decided to take it for a walk outside. I was staggering down the street dragging my fake dog when I happened upon another drunk [...]
Here is another question from our Formspring page where you can ask anonymous questions or submit a funny drunk story anonymously. Today’s question involves a common moral dilemma for today’s attractive young woman at a bar. The guy you don’t like but buys you drinks!
Q: What’s the best way to get rid of a guy [...]
Do you have any questions for us or funny drunk stories to share? Want to do it anonymously? You can now submit questions anonymously through our formspring page. We will feature our favorites here on the blog.
Q. What is the proper etiquette for when you awaken next to a person whilst still in a drunken [...]
I attended a junior society benefit for a Spanish dance company with a Cinco De Mayo theme a few years ago. I was supposed to meeting a friend but she wasn’t feeling well so I was flying solo. I called another friend, Cable Guy, who lived near the club where the benefit was being held [...]
Maybe you played the State of the Union drinking game last night. If you did I imagine you have a nasty hangover. Hangovers suck. There are so many hangover remedies out there. Here are some natural remedies you may not have heard of that work pretty well.
Umeboshi plums are plums pickled with salt. If you eat [...]
“D’you…do YOU…do you know what the Boeing F-15 Eagle jet is? Do you?”
The words slurred out of his drunken mouth while he tried to regale the whole New Year’s Eve party with his knowledge of planes. No one knew who he was talking to since his eyes were pretty much shut completely. Sitting on the [...]
It was my first New Year’s Eve in New York City and I was very excited. It really is the place to be and I knew I was in for an night I would never forget.
I had a couple of friends in town and we planned to meet up with some of my other friends [...]
If you are going to dress up as Santa and get drunk don’t go asking little kids if they’ve seen your reindeer. They will “know he’s not the real Santa because Santa doesn’t drink alcohol.” At least have the decency to ask them what they want for Christmas first.
Check out this video from WEAU [...]
People google some pretty funny things and end up here at crackoutblackout.com. They are sometimes their own mini funny drunk stories. Here are some of the best:
“My husband doesn’t drink, but he drank a little and doesn’t remember what happened the night before”
“I blacked out did we drink last night?” I do believe google [...]
I was out with a big group of friends one night. We went to some no name bar in the East Village. For some reason my friend Jon decided it was our friend Jamie’s birthday and announced it to the entire bar without running it by Jamie first. He said “Hey everybody, it’s my friend [...]
