An ode to Lindsay Lohan: one of the greatest drunken redheads of all time. This one’s for you LL:
I woke up this one morning with the words “ginger amy” scrawled in pen on the back of my hand. “What did I do last night?” I wondered to myself. I remember going out with a [...]
I was at a friend’s birthday party and really hoped my current crush would show up. We were texting for a while and he finally arrived. We had a great time dancing and getting drunk. Of course dancing and getting drunk usually results in heading to the guy’s apartment for some drunken sex. This [...]
I went to a friends housewarming party one night. I had about 5 jello shots and two margaritas when I found a piñata shaped like a dog in their garage. I decided to take it for a walk outside. I was staggering down the street dragging my fake dog when I happened upon another drunk [...]
Here is another question from our Formspring page where you can ask anonymous questions or submit a funny drunk story anonymously. Today’s question involves a common moral dilemma for today’s attractive young woman at a bar. The guy you don’t like but buys you drinks!
Q: What’s the best way to get rid of a guy [...]
Do you have any questions for us or funny drunk stories to share? Want to do it anonymously? You can now submit questions anonymously through our formspring page. We will feature our favorites here on the blog.
Q. What is the proper etiquette for when you awaken next to a person whilst still in a drunken [...]
Maybe you played the State of the Union drinking game last night. If you did I imagine you have a nasty hangover. Hangovers suck. There are so many hangover remedies out there. Here are some natural remedies you may not have heard of that work pretty well.
Umeboshi plums are plums pickled with salt. If you eat [...]
Sometimes it is necessary to BYOB. And sometimes when you BYOB you need to disguise it. Maybe you are going to a concert, the movies or out with your teetotaler parents. Whatever the occasion there are plenty of fun ways to still get your drink on.
You can disguise your beer cans with these reusable wraps. [...]
It was my first New Year’s Eve in New York City and I was very excited. It really is the place to be and I knew I was in for an night I would never forget.
I had a couple of friends in town and we planned to meet up with some of my other friends [...]
Taken from one of my favorite writers and blogs, McSweeney’s, this post comes from Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs. Apparently working on a Christmas tree lot yields much more drinking than previously anticipated. Like MUCH more:
Q: You worked for a season selling Christmas trees on a lot. Tell me about it.
A: The lot [...]
If you are going to dress up as Santa and get drunk don’t go asking little kids if they’ve seen your reindeer. They will “know he’s not the real Santa because Santa doesn’t drink alcohol.” At least have the decency to ask them what they want for Christmas first.
Check out this video from WEAU [...]
