Here are some of the better TFLN from the past few days. Don’t worry, not only are they are all crackoutblackout approved but also approved by drunk grandma:
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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I’ve got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been [...]
It’s only Tuesday and already this week is shaping up to be hard. On everyone. Sounds like you need a drink. Here’s a good how-to guide on how to make some of the best martinis (via thegloss):
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Since the holiday season nears, everyone should prepare themselves with this handy (drunken) drinking guide. Please drink (somewhat) responsibly.
(via delish.com)
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Because the drunkest guy ever is so entertaining, the remix (set to the music from Requiem from a Dream, how fitting!) seems like only a natural progression.
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I, like many, am a huge Mad Men fan. I often ponder why things can’t be like they did back then. Drinking at 2 in the afternoon in the office, sipping from high-balls and Hot
Toddys. If only. But luckily Dyna Moe of Nobody’s Sweetheart has made up these j’adorable cheat sheets on how to drink [...]
“You: Jewish, attractive and drunk.
Me: Not Jewish (Gentile), dashing, gazelle on the dance floor and drunk.”
Ever find yourself with an attractive person but you can’t quite remember how you met? With this hilarious Craigslist post, it becomes apparent that one of the two parties involved had a major crackoutblackout before she even got to talk [...]
