Here are some of the better TFLN from the past few days. Don’t worry, not only are they are all crackoutblackout approved but also approved by drunk grandma:

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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.

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I’ve got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.

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Just had to explain my “wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me” key chain to my grandma…she took it surprisingly well.

(via delish.com)

I, like many, am a huge Mad Men fan. I often ponder why things can’t be like they did back then. Drinking at 2 in the afternoon in the office, sipping from high-balls and Hot

Toddys. If only. But luckily Dyna Moe of Nobody’s Sweetheart has made up these j’adorable cheat sheets on how to drink like a Mad Men. Round me up a Mint Julep and I’ll finish it off with an Old Fashioned.

This cheat sheet is your Drunken Device of the Week. Now the next time you go to a bar, be sure to order up something to make Mr. Don Draper proud.

(via the WOW Report)

“You: Jewish, attractive and drunk.

Me: Not Jewish (Gentile), dashing, gazelle on the dance floor and drunk.”

Ever find yourself with an attractive person but you can’t quite remember how you met? With this hilarious Craigslist post, it becomes apparent that one of the two parties involved had a major crackoutblackout before she even got to talk to the guy.

“In case you were as blacked out as I think you were, I feel as though I should reintroduce myself. You were dancing around and enjoying the festive cake and brownies at the JCC inaugural bar mitzvah…I mean inaugural ball, before cabbing to Chinatown and passing out in my bed. Nothing makes me swoon for interfaith relationships like a girl who passes out in my lap in the back of a cab.”

Word to the wise, ladies. If you’re on the prowl, be sure to keep your drinks to a minimum. You never know where you’ll end up at the end of the night. It could be back at the home of a sweet, sweet gentleman. Or it could be in the back of a dumpster. Either or.

- via Best of Craigslist