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	<description>The stories behind the hangover. We remind you how you got home last night.</description>
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		<title>&#8220;I tasted a truth and a freedom blah blah blah&#8221;</title>
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Please enjoy my favorite Drunk History for the computer Drunk History Vol. 3. It stars Jen Kirkman and her hiccups.






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		<link>http://crackoutblackout.com/2010/03/11/i-tasted-a-truth-and-a-freedom-blah-blah-blah/</link>
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		<title>Beer Can Chicken.</title>
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This is Beer Can Chicken. Yes, it is exactly how it sounds. And looks. Delish, right? It&#8217;s a beer can shoved up the nether regions of a chicken carcass. YUM. Here&#8217;s what to do:




Tip 1: Before we get started. Make sure that the can of beer fits inside the chicken. You don&#8217;t want to fight [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://crackoutblackout.com/2010/03/09/beer-can-chicken/</link>
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		<title>Let Them Beat Cake</title>
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I went to a friends housewarming party one night. I had about 5 jello shots and two margaritas when I found a piñata shaped like a dog in their garage. I decided to take it for a walk outside. I was staggering down the street dragging my fake dog when I happened upon another drunk [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://crackoutblackout.com/2010/03/04/let-them-beat-cake/</link>
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		<title>Obviously astrology understands a blackout.</title>
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My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little &#8220;confusion&#8221;. Obviously astrology understands a blackout.

Textsfromlastnight.com is a great database for all those cracking out and blacking out. However, with this latest text it brought up some good questions. What does a crackoutblackout symbolize in a dream? What sort of enlightenment can one glean from [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://crackoutblackout.com/2010/03/02/obviously-astrology-understands-a-blackout/</link>
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		<title>Drunk History on the Bigger Screen</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Derek Waters has been entertaining and educating the masses with his hilarious Drunk History videos for a couple years now.  If you haven’t seen it before, he gets someone drunk and has them talk about “an historic event” on camera. Then he films actors like Jack Black, Michael Cera and Zooey Deschanel reenacting the story [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://crackoutblackout.com/2010/02/25/drunk-history-on-the-bigger-screen/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;Hooray Beer!&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sure you&#8217;ve seen the viral Old Spice commercial by now, &#8220;The Man Your Man Could Smell Like.&#8221; If not? Get on it. It&#8217;s priceless. So in honor of great commercials, here is another one of my all time favs, &#8220;Boo Creepy Foot Doctor&#8230;Hooray Beer!&#8221;

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		<link>http://crackoutblackout.com/2010/02/23/hooray-beer/</link>
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		<title>Can I buy you a drink?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here is another question from our Formspring page where you can ask anonymous questions or submit a funny drunk story anonymously. Today’s question involves a common moral dilemma for today’s attractive young woman at a bar. The guy you don’t like but buys you drinks!

Q: What&#8217;s the best way to get rid of a guy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://crackoutblackout.com/2010/02/18/can-i-buy-you-a-drink/</link>
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		<title>How to Stay Classy on Valentine&#8217;s Day Without Spilling Your Beer.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Case in point, Paris Hilton showcases her best primal war dance whilst promoting a brand of Brazilian beer on Valentine&#8217;s day.
Step 1: Start dancing (make sure to be wearing 5-inch heels).
Step 2: Stumble on stage and knock over a banquette table.
Step 3: Fall to the ground on your hands and knees and rest forehead on [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://crackoutblackout.com/2010/02/16/how-to-stay-classy-on-valentines-day-without-spilling-your-beer/</link>
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		<title>What Was Your Name Again?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Do you have any questions for us or funny drunk stories to share? Want to do it anonymously? You can now submit questions anonymously through our formspring page. We will feature our favorites here on the blog.

Q. What is the proper etiquette for when you awaken next to a person whilst still in a drunken [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://crackoutblackout.com/2010/02/11/what-was-your-name-again/</link>
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		<title>How To Retrace a Drunken Night.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Until the all powerful Google or iPhone can come up with an app that combines credit card statements, Facebook status posts and deleted photos on an SD card, we&#8217;ll have to rely on hearsay and good detective work to figure out how we cracked out and blacked out last night. Luckily, AskMen.com has put together [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://crackoutblackout.com/2010/02/09/how-to-retrace-a-drunken-night/</link>
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