How to Stay Classy on Valentine’s Day Without Spilling Your Beer.
Case in point, Paris Hilton showcases her best primal war dance whilst promoting a brand of Brazilian beer on Valentine’s day.
Step 1: Start dancing (make sure to be wearing 5-inch heels).
Step 2: Stumble on stage and knock over a banquette table.
Step 3: Fall to the ground on your hands and knees and rest forehead on [...]
