Crackout Blackout » celebrities http://crackoutblackout.com The stories behind the hangover. We remind you how you got home last night. Thu, 24 Jun 2010 14:30:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Celebrity Guide to Wine http://crackoutblackout.com/2010/03/30/celebrity-guide-to-wine/ http://crackoutblackout.com/2010/03/30/celebrity-guide-to-wine/#comments Tue, 30 Mar 2010 13:30:39 +0000 admin http://crackoutblackout.com/?p=1039

Insert the corkscrew in the center of the cork and turn…the cork should just slide out. Steven Seagal says, “You’ve done well.” Just watching this video gets me hot. Don’t miss prime performances by Robert Loggia and Kelly LeBrock. And also, the PSA at the end.


THE CELEBRITY GUIDE TO WINE
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Step 1: Start dancing (make sure to be wearing 5-inch heels).

Step 2: Stumble on stage and knock over a banquette table.

Step 3: Fall to the ground on your hands and knees and rest forehead on ground. Be sure to not spill beer!

That is how to stay classy on the holiest of days to be a lady and be taken out on the town. One can only imagine the debauchery she got herself into later that night…that perhaps we will have to wait until Paris posts her own crackout blackout story.

~via Gawker

]]> http://crackoutblackout.com/2010/02/16/how-to-stay-classy-on-valentines-day-without-spilling-your-beer/feed/ 0 I’m a Celebrity, So Get Me More Drunk. http://crackoutblackout.com/2010/01/26/im-a-celebrity-so-get-me-more-drunk/ http://crackoutblackout.com/2010/01/26/im-a-celebrity-so-get-me-more-drunk/#comments Tue, 26 Jan 2010 14:30:19 +0000 admin http://crackoutblackout.com/?p=937 The best part about celebrities is knowing that they’re people too. Heck, why would they call it Us Weekly? Stars ARE just like us. They pump gas just like us. They get trashed just like us. Cracked.com (not a sister site, but they sure could be given the name) has the 11 Most Unintentionally Poignant Drunk Celebrity Videos. Topping the list? The Hoss’ failed attempt at the Truffle Shuffle with some choice burgers. And…GIN! Watch below:

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