Leave it to the New York Post to come up with a surefire crackoutblackout plan such as this. They sent an underage intern of theirs to several New York bars to see if he would be carded. So says the Post:
He got served at an astonishing 17 of 30 establishments — 57 percent — despite [...]
Psych is one of my fav shows but it never ceases to amaze with the sneaky lines thanks to the quippy stylings of James Roday. Here is one of the better odes to crackoutblackout:
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I think this can become a noveau riche art form. Just place some masking tape on the ground and trace your drunken stumbles. Even Marcel Duchamp would be proud.
This story is an oldie but a goodie. I thought I would bring it back because of the recent White House Correspondents Dinner where you just KNOW there was a slew of celebs getting their drunk on. Yeah, I’m looking at you Bieber:
Former Russian president Boris Yeltsin got so drunk during a visit to Washington [...]
I got black out drunk after working catering in NYC. It took me weeks to find it all out, but I got on the train to go home, and got off a stop before i was supposed to. So I was staggering home in the middle of a snowstorm when I guess I got hot. [...]
Here are some of the best cracked out and blacked out textsfromlastnight:
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On a scale of “impaired judgement” to “Mel Gibson,” how drunk are you?
(316):
Toaster
(757):
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 ‘customer asshole fee’. I have no grounds to dispute it.
(262):
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to [...]
In the upcoming months, you may be looking for some internships before you end the school year (word up to all you college-ites!) Take it from this intern at CBS News…he’s got it going ON. He knows how to handle getting drunk at an office event with class. Illicit inter-office hook ups? Now that’s for [...]
Anything in a black & white photo looks classy. Even the preemptive crackoutblackout about to occur in this set of photographs taken from a Life magazine shoot in the 1940’s. Don’t you wish you were there to witness the mayhem and debauchery? I know I do.
Leaving the rest up to your imagination. And at the [...]
Please enjoy my favorite Drunk History for the computer Drunk History Vol. 3. It stars Jen Kirkman and her hiccups.
