Crackout Blackout

Please enjoy my favorite Drunk History for the computer Drunk History Vol. 3. It stars Jen Kirkman and her hiccups.

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My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little “confusion”. Obviously astrology understands a blackout.

Textsfromlastnight.com is a great database for all those cracking out and blacking out. However, with this latest text it brought up some good questions. What does a crackoutblackout symbolize in a dream? What sort of enlightenment can one glean from [...]

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I attended a junior society benefit for a Spanish dance company with a Cinco De Mayo theme a few years ago. I was supposed to meeting a friend but she wasn’t feeling well so I was flying solo. I called another friend, Cable Guy, who lived near the club where the benefit was being held [...]

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“D’you…do YOU…do you know what the Boeing F-15 Eagle jet is? Do you?”
The words slurred out of his drunken mouth while he tried to regale the whole New Year’s Eve party with his knowledge of planes. No one knew who he was talking to since his eyes were pretty much shut completely. Sitting on the [...]

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Take care if you are planning to toast the New Year with champagne – the bubbles in this most celebratory of tipples really do get you drunk more quickly.
Many people say that champagne bubbles “go straight to their head”, making them giggly and light-headed. Researchers have now confirmed these inebriating effects in the lab for [...]

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Because the drunkest guy ever is so entertaining, the remix (set to the music from Requiem from a Dream, how fitting!) seems like only a natural progression.

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My sister Katie is going to leave for college the next day and the guy she is seeing at the time spends the night. I discover this when I
wake up really early to help her load the van and as I head towards the bathroom, have to step over his naked body spread out on [...]

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This past summer, me and a bunch of my guy friends went to the Cape to a house party. It was seriously rockin’. A lot of friends of friends stopped by as well as locals. The keg was barely enough for everyone so I took immediately to shots of Jameson. Loads of girls gave way [...]

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It was my friends birthday party and we all went out to the park where everyone hangs out around 11pm.
We had 2 huge bottles of E&J and I ended up drinking almost half of one of the bottles myself. I was so drunk that I sat down somewhere and got up a few minutes later [...]

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I was going to see a guy I was crushing on play with his band in Brooklyn. My friends met up with me at Verlain in Manhattan for support and sangria before we borough hopped to the next bar.

I was already nervous so I drank the first drink and ordered another right away. Band Dude [...]

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