Crackout Blackout

Please enjoy my favorite Drunk History for the computer Drunk History Vol. 3. It stars Jen Kirkman and her hiccups.

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I went to a friends housewarming party one night. I had about 5 jello shots and two margaritas when I found a piñata shaped like a dog in their garage. I decided to take it for a walk outside. I was staggering down the street dragging my fake dog when I happened upon another drunk [...]

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My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little “confusion”. Obviously astrology understands a blackout.

Textsfromlastnight.com is a great database for all those cracking out and blacking out. However, with this latest text it brought up some good questions. What does a crackoutblackout symbolize in a dream? What sort of enlightenment can one glean from [...]

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Derek Waters has been entertaining and educating the masses with his hilarious Drunk History videos for a couple years now.  If you haven’t seen it before, he gets someone drunk and has them talk about “an historic event” on camera. Then he films actors like Jack Black, Michael Cera and Zooey Deschanel reenacting the story [...]

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Here is another question from our Formspring page where you can ask anonymous questions or submit a funny drunk story anonymously. Today’s question involves a common moral dilemma for today’s attractive young woman at a bar. The guy you don’t like but buys you drinks!

Q: What’s the best way to get rid of a guy [...]

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Case in point, Paris Hilton showcases her best primal war dance whilst promoting a brand of Brazilian beer on Valentine’s day.
Step 1: Start dancing (make sure to be wearing 5-inch heels).
Step 2: Stumble on stage and knock over a banquette table.
Step 3: Fall to the ground on your hands and knees and rest forehead on [...]

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Do you have any questions for us or funny drunk stories to share? Want to do it anonymously? You can now submit questions anonymously through our formspring page. We will feature our favorites here on the blog.

Q. What is the proper etiquette for when you awaken next to a person whilst still in a drunken [...]

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Until the all powerful Google or iPhone can come up with an app that combines credit card statements, Facebook status posts and deleted photos on an SD card, we’ll have to rely on hearsay and good detective work to figure out how we cracked out and blacked out last night. Luckily, AskMen.com has put together [...]

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I attended a junior society benefit for a Spanish dance company with a Cinco De Mayo theme a few years ago. I was supposed to meeting a friend but she wasn’t feeling well so I was flying solo. I called another friend, Cable Guy, who lived near the club where the benefit was being held [...]

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I am going to a hockey game so i needed some pre hockey game beers, so I stop at the pub by my house and grab a 6 pack.
We get to our seats with about 5 minutes left in the 1st period. I sit down and next to me there is a kid about 10 yrs [...]

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