I have to travel a lot for business with my co-workers. My boss is very reserved and quiet. She likes to go to dinner with us but she never goes crazy or drinks very much. That is until we got to Vegas. We were all having dinner at the Bellagio and I had a very [...]
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I went home for memorial day weekend last year. I had plans to hang out with friends from childhood one last time as a group before we all got married over the next year. We relived our fun times as 80’s kids watching some of our favorite shows on DVD while getting drunk on Kool [...]
Here are some of the better TFLN from the past few days. Don’t worry, not only are they are all crackoutblackout approved but also approved by drunk grandma:
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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I’ve got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been [...]
I think this can become a noveau riche art form. Just place some masking tape on the ground and trace your drunken stumbles. Even Marcel Duchamp would be proud.
If drunks are just people who spill truths like Britney Spears to a set of hair shearers, then they MUST know all the ins and out (no pun intended, or is it?) of good sex. Nerve details it out with a drunken Roger:
I went on three great dates with a guy, and then he disappeared. [...]
This story is an oldie but a goodie. I thought I would bring it back because of the recent White House Correspondents Dinner where you just KNOW there was a slew of celebs getting their drunk on. Yeah, I’m looking at you Bieber:
Former Russian president Boris Yeltsin got so drunk during a visit to Washington [...]
An ode to Lindsay Lohan: one of the greatest drunken redheads of all time. This one’s for you LL:
I woke up this one morning with the words “ginger amy” scrawled in pen on the back of my hand. “What did I do last night?” I wondered to myself. I remember going out with a [...]
Check out this drunk guy on the beach. He’s trying to get dressed but thinks his shorts is his shirt.
I got black out drunk after working catering in NYC. It took me weeks to find it all out, but I got on the train to go home, and got off a stop before i was supposed to. So I was staggering home in the middle of a snowstorm when I guess I got hot. [...]
