I was graduating from university and so were a lot of my friends. One of them had a graduation party that we were going to that evening but I mixed up the ’start time’ – I thought it began later in the evening than it actually did. I was still lounging around in my underpants when [...]
This shit really sucks.
The other day I thought it would be a fun idea to buy a pint of some cheap-ass vodka and decided to, as the expression goes, “drink my dinner.” No, really, I had less than five dollars and bought some soda and vodka instead of food. What the hell was I thinking?
So, [...]
It doesn’t get much better than this. This Florida man is our Wasted of the Week. Who knew jellyfish could be used as a weapon against annoying teenagers? They should have jellyfish at the mall…
From the Associated Press:
“Thu Sep 10, 4:07 pm ET
MADEIRA BEACH, Fla. – A 41-year-old man was arrested on Monday at [...]
Yes. I had a drink tonight. Ok fine, I had a lot of drinks. Yes, I realize that has caused some problems and maybe some nakedness. No. I will not do this again.
These are the questions I had to answer to the officer who locked me in jail for the night. It wasn’t so bad [...]
