Crackout Blackout

Please enjoy my favorite Drunk History for the computer Drunk History Vol. 3. It stars Jen Kirkman and her hiccups.

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I am going to a hockey game so i needed some pre hockey game beers, so I stop at the pub by my house and grab a 6 pack.
We get to our seats with about 5 minutes left in the 1st period. I sit down and next to me there is a kid about 10 yrs [...]

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Taken from one of my favorite writers and blogs, McSweeney’s, this post comes from Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs. Apparently working on a Christmas tree lot yields much more drinking than previously anticipated. Like MUCH more:
Q: You worked for a season selling Christmas trees on a lot. Tell me about it.
A: The lot [...]

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Today’s story comes from Style Skanks. As we have learned, getting drunk the night before an important event is not the best idea. But it does make for a good story!

“It was the night before my graduation. I would be receiving a doctorate the following day and damn it, was I psyched! I went out [...]

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An ode to the weekend to be, this post is taken from the blog That’s Embarassing:
When I was 16 I went to a Halloween party dressed as Michael Meyers. I wore boots, coveralls and a rubber mask like the one in the movie. I got some of my friends to bring these girls we knew [...]

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This shit really sucks.
The other day I thought it would be a fun idea to buy a pint of some cheap-ass vodka and decided to, as the expression goes, “drink my dinner.” No, really, I had less than five dollars and bought some soda and vodka instead of food. What the hell was I thinking?

So, [...]

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I was going to see a guy I was crushing on play with his band in Brooklyn. My friends met up with me at Verlain in Manhattan for support and sangria before we borough hopped to the next bar.

I was already nervous so I drank the first drink and ordered another right away. Band Dude [...]

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I found this amazing week long diary of an unemployed banker who is living it up sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll style yesterday on New York Magazine’s website. This Drunken Debbie is our first Wasted of the Week. You can’t make this stuff up. Here are some highlights:
Day One- Since getting laid off [...]

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Today’s story comes from PinkNic, and is about a drunken British Holiday, St. George’s Day.
“In case you didn’t know, St George is the patron saint of England so this day is a good excuse to get drunk and paint the town red (and white). A few years ago, I went out with a group of [...]

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“You: Jewish, attractive and drunk.
Me: Not Jewish (Gentile), dashing, gazelle on the dance floor and drunk.”
Ever find yourself with an attractive person but you can’t quite remember how you met? With this hilarious Craigslist post, it becomes apparent that one of the two parties involved had a major crackoutblackout before she even got to talk [...]

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