An ode to Lindsay Lohan: one of the greatest drunken redheads of all time. This one’s for you LL:
I woke up this one morning with the words “ginger amy” scrawled in pen on the back of my hand. “What did I do last night?” I wondered to myself. I remember going out with a [...]
Anything in a black & white photo looks classy. Even the preemptive crackoutblackout about to occur in this set of photographs taken from a Life magazine shoot in the 1940’s. Don’t you wish you were there to witness the mayhem and debauchery? I know I do.
Leaving the rest up to your imagination. And at the [...]
The art of sexting is a crafty one. It takes finesse. It takes skill. It also takes a bit of luck and some foresight. Luckily the boys over at an awesome site called F My Liver have come up with these surefire ways to sext a girl when you’re about to crackout and blackout. Just [...]
This post comes from Drinking Diaries. Watch out kiddies, this one is about the demerits of cracking out and blacking out before getting someone between the sheets:
I miss drunk sex. Well, one kind of drunk sex. I certainly don’t miss the “I’m going to drink so I get up the courage to put the moves [...]
My friend Jenny and I went to to New Orleans for the Sugar Bowl. Our home team was playing and we were ready to celebrate!
The first thing we did was go to Mr. B’s for barbecued shrimp and anything else that would soak up the massive amounts of alcohol that [...]
I found this amazing week long diary of an unemployed banker who is living it up sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll style yesterday on New York Magazine’s website. This Drunken Debbie is our first Wasted of the Week. You can’t make this stuff up. Here are some highlights:
Day One- Since getting laid off [...]
Today’s story comes from PinkNic, and is about a drunken British Holiday, St. George’s Day.
“In case you didn’t know, St George is the patron saint of England so this day is a good excuse to get drunk and paint the town red (and white). A few years ago, I went out with a group of [...]
When I was in college our campus was pretty boring and in the middle of nowhere. My friend was having a jungle juice party in her dorm room one fateful night. Jungle juice is basically a big tub of leftover alcohol and mixers. It tastes awful but you drunk really fast and that was the [...]
“You: Jewish, attractive and drunk.
Me: Not Jewish (Gentile), dashing, gazelle on the dance floor and drunk.”
Ever find yourself with an attractive person but you can’t quite remember how you met? With this hilarious Craigslist post, it becomes apparent that one of the two parties involved had a major crackoutblackout before she even got to talk [...]
