I went to a friends housewarming party one night. I had about 5 jello shots and two margaritas when I found a piñata shaped like a dog in their garage. I decided to take it for a walk outside. I was staggering down the street dragging my fake dog when I happened upon another drunk [...]
If you are going to dress up as Santa and get drunk don’t go asking little kids if they’ve seen your reindeer. They will “know he’s not the real Santa because Santa doesn’t drink alcohol.” At least have the decency to ask them what they want for Christmas first.
Check out this video from WEAU [...]
I went to the Halloween Parade in the Village in New York City this past weekend and there was a lot of fun to be had. There were some awesome costumes but this was one of my favorites. Passed Out at the Party.
It takes a lot of guts to walk home the next morning with [...]
I was graduating from university and so were a lot of my friends. One of them had a graduation party that we were going to that evening but I mixed up the ’start time’ – I thought it began later in the evening than it actually did. I was still lounging around in my underpants when [...]
I found this amazing week long diary of an unemployed banker who is living it up sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll style yesterday on New York Magazine’s website. This Drunken Debbie is our first Wasted of the Week. You can’t make this stuff up. Here are some highlights:
Day One- Since getting laid off [...]
My 28th birthday was pretty eventful. I got a big group of friends together and we went to our favorite Japanese restaurant. The first of the food arrived and I had a couple of bites.
The sake came next and we were all doing shots. I ended up having about 10 shots of sake in half an hour. It finally [...]
Sony recently announced a new gadget, the Sony Party Shot. It is “an automatic photographer.” I love taking party pictures and I can see this is a little far fetched. Their press release describes it as “an innovative camera dock that pans 360 degrees and tilts 24 degrees, automatically detects faces, adjusts composition and takes [...]
Today’s story comes from PinkNic, and is about a drunken British Holiday, St. George’s Day.
“In case you didn’t know, St George is the patron saint of England so this day is a good excuse to get drunk and paint the town red (and white). A few years ago, I went out with a group of [...]
When I was in college our campus was pretty boring and in the middle of nowhere. My friend was having a jungle juice party in her dorm room one fateful night. Jungle juice is basically a big tub of leftover alcohol and mixers. It tastes awful but you drunk really fast and that was the [...]
I started experimenting with tequila very late in life. I threw a birthday party for myself a few years ago at a friend’s medi-spa and invited a bunch of women friends – and a few relatives, including my grandma. It was supposed to be a classy, sophisticated event, right?
Well, I made a margarita punch for [...]
