Crackout Blackout

I went to a friends housewarming party one night. I had about 5 jello shots and two margaritas when I found a piñata shaped like a dog in their garage. I decided to take it for a walk outside. I was staggering down the street dragging my fake dog when I happened upon another drunk [...]

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It was my friends birthday party and we all went out to the park where everyone hangs out around 11pm.
We had 2 huge bottles of E&J and I ended up drinking almost half of one of the bottles myself. I was so drunk that I sat down somewhere and got up a few minutes later [...]

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