Crackout Blackout

Psych is one of my fav shows but it never ceases to amaze with the sneaky lines thanks to the quippy stylings of James Roday. Here is one of the better odes to crackoutblackout:

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If drunks are just people who spill truths like Britney Spears to a set of hair shearers, then they MUST know all the ins and out (no pun intended, or is it?) of good sex. Nerve details it out with a drunken Roger:
I went on three great dates with a guy, and then he disappeared. [...]

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According to a study of 1,580 Australian men (um, hot!), getting drunk beforehand may actually improve their horizontal honkydance.
OK, so it could go one of three ways: a) one and done in under one (minute), b) keeps going and going and going…. or c) no success and he’s ralphing in the john. Gross.
However, Ron Burgundy [...]

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I was at a friend’s birthday party and really hoped my current crush would show up. We were texting for a while and he finally arrived. We had a great time dancing and getting drunk. Of course dancing and getting drunk usually results in heading to the guy’s apartment for some drunken sex. This [...]

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The art of sexting is a crafty one. It takes finesse. It takes skill. It also takes a bit of luck and some foresight. Luckily the boys over at an awesome site called F My Liver have come up with these surefire ways to sext a girl when you’re about to crackout and blackout. Just [...]

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Today’s story comes from Style Skanks. As we have learned, getting drunk the night before an important event is not the best idea. But it does make for a good story!

“It was the night before my graduation. I would be receiving a doctorate the following day and damn it, was I psyched! I went out [...]

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This post comes from Drinking Diaries. Watch out kiddies, this one is about the demerits of cracking out and blacking out before getting someone between the sheets:
I miss drunk sex. Well, one kind of drunk sex. I certainly don’t miss the “I’m going to drink so I get up the courage to put the moves [...]

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My friend Jenny and I went to to New Orleans for the Sugar Bowl. Our home team was      playing and we were ready to celebrate!
The first thing we did was go to Mr. B’s for barbecued      shrimp and anything else that would soak up the  massive amounts of alcohol that [...]

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I found this amazing week long diary of an unemployed banker who is living it up sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll style yesterday on New York Magazine’s website. This Drunken Debbie is our first Wasted of the Week. You can’t make this stuff up. Here are some highlights:
Day One- Since getting laid off [...]

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Today’s story comes from PinkNic, and is about a drunken British Holiday, St. George’s Day.
“In case you didn’t know, St George is the patron saint of England so this day is a good excuse to get drunk and paint the town red (and white). A few years ago, I went out with a group of [...]

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